One of the Most Brilliant Minds of Our Generation

January 28, 2009 at 4:35 pm (Uncategorized) (, , )

Ask for things to make fun of, and you shall receive. I guess that is change I can believe in.

Today President Obama mistook a window for a door.

Yes, you read that right. The leader of our country can’t tell the difference between a window, which I’m pretty sure doesn’t even open, and a door with clear hinges.

I feel so secure.

Check it out.

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How Obama Can Earn My Respect

January 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm (Uncategorized) (, , )

I’m probably never going to agree with the man’s policies, but there are a few ways President Obama can win some of my respect.

Warning: If you cannot recognize and appreciate sarcasm, turn back now

If Obama wants me to respect him as a man, he needs to show he has a sense of humor. Poke some fun at himself instead of his insistence on being serious 100% of the time. Here are some suggestions:

Pick a theme song, and play it at press conferences
I have a few recommendations:
“Raise Up” – Petey Pablo: This song is inspirational in that it encourages people from all cities to “raise up” and express themselves by removing their clothing.
“Ridin’” – Chamillionaire: You know, cause they see him rollin’, they hatin’…
“Whatever You Like” – T.I.: You can have it. It’s right there, in the stimulus package. No, seriously.
“Get On the Bus” – Timbaland: Because it won’t be long til he throws you under it.
“Louie, Louie” – The Kingsmen: Interpret the lyrics like you interpret his speeches. Who knows what he’s saying?
“Batter Up” – Nelly: Ok, this song is just awesome. That’s enough.
“Yo, Excuse Me Miss” – Chris Brown: No, wait. That was filed under Clinton. My bad.
“My Way” – Butch Walker: Because dissent is not cool.

Remind us in every public appearance who won the election
No really, I keep forgetting.

Have multiple teleprompters, for easy reading when looking in different directions
How funny would that be? Come on, seriously. We all know he can’t get away from the damn things.

Bring Joe Biden out of his hidey-hole
That man is comedy gold. Take the duct tape off of his mouth and let him make a gaffe or twelve. I need someone to laugh at for the next four years.

And here are some suggestions from the twitter-verse:

@pharaoh7 – get a superhero cape and walk around calling himself the Mocha Messiah

@AmericanSweetie – he should grow a Hitler-esque mustache so that he at least looks like the ruler he emulates.

@danzphoto – If he’s going to empty Gitmo, how bout filling it w/ 535 people from down the street?

@FaitAccompli – Follow through on his campaign promises to part the seas and push back the clouds

@heathermclain – He could wear a hat with an atrociously large bedazzled bow…R-E-S-P-E-C-T worked for Aretha…

What can he do to win you over?

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Young Conservatives: Yes, We DO Exist

January 21, 2009 at 6:17 pm (Politics) (, )

Not surprisingly, there were many mentions of Obama and the incoming administration and the historic inauguration yesterday on all of the social networks. What I found interesting was the willingness of the young voters to actually engage in a political discussion. As a young voter myself, I was pleasantly surprised to see so many in my generation taking an interest in politics.

That is until I read what many of them were saying.

I cannot begin to describe the blatant hatred and disrespect for the outgoing President Bush. Setting aside the fact that those at the actual inauguration both booed and mocked President Bush, the vitriol spewed by some of those online was appalling. I’m not going to go into specifics here, but it was nasty.

Instead, I’m going to focus on the positives I took out of the day. I was proud to see a surprisingly large number of young conservatives defending their viewpoints! Here were the people that the party should have reached out to (that post is upcoming,) openly expressing their issues both with the incoming and outgoing administration.

What’s even better, they were civil.

My peers and I in the conservative youth have been blasted with attempts to sway our opinions to the left by teachers and administrations at our respective universities, the mainstream media, and have also been bombarded with pro-Obama and liberal democrat ads on many of the social networks we frequent. We’re often approached with the question: How can you be conservative at your age?

Here’s how:
• We’re concerned about the safety of America.

This is a big, BIG, issue among the youth. The war in Iraq was a central issue for most of the campaign season. It affects our generation greatly, as we see our friends deployed to fight terrorism abroad. We worry that the Obama administration is going to be soft on defense and endanger the safety of both the average American citizen here at home, and the brave men and women fighting for our freedom overseas. While our professors and the MSM play the blame Bush card at every opportunity, those of us in the conservative youth know that he didn’t start this.
We don’t want to lose our personal liberties.
The largest issue here seems to be the right to own firearms. We want to be able to own guns responsibly and legally. We definitely advocate taking gun safety classes and practicing caution when keeping them in homes, but we fully believe in the right to own them.
We don’t want socialized healthcare.
We don’t want the government interfering in our lives any more than it already is. Actually, we’d like it to back off. A lot. The progressive agenda being pushed by liberals (and supported by some RINOs) includes socialized healthcare, and we don’t want any part of it. Once the government gets its hands on healthcare, it will inevitably screw it up. Yes, it sounds nice to be able to say “we have free healthcare for everyone!” But the reality is, it’s not free. The government would foot the bill. And that means we foot the bill. Which brings me to the biggest issue of all:
We want to keep our money.
We want the government to be fiscally responsible. We’ve seen a HUGE increase in spending and proposed spending in the last year alone. Where’s that money coming from? Our pockets. We don’t want to see our government taxing us only to turn around and give that money away to those who either don’t work for it, or have made such poor business decisions that they can’t make it themselves.

I grew up with the belief that I could be whatever I wanted to be, achieve whatever I set my mind to, live the American dream. What happened to desire to be self-reliant? Why are people so willing to line up for a government handout? At what point did we stop saying “I can do it” and start asking for money for nothing?

I think it started when we stopped keeping score in little league. Laugh at that if you will, but kids stopped learning that hard work leads to results and that success feels good.

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In Which Our Main Character Escapes to Her Hidey-Hole

January 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm (Obama, Politics) (, , , , , , )

I’m not the only one trying to find a tiny little corner of the world where I can easily hide from Obama’s ubiquitous presence, am I? Thus far I have found these things that I can no longer do without being bombarded with our soon-to-be President: grocery shop, listen to talk radio, listen to normal radio, watch the news (duh,) watch the Disney channel, watch Nickelodeon, watch MTV or VH1, watch ESPN (!) or any of the affiliates, visit twitter, facebook, myspace, or any number of social media sites, read gossip magazines, read sports magazines, read any blog at all.

I’m sick of it. Tomorrow I will be sleeping late, watching dvds all day and participating in the SGP Ball (which starts at 9, details at http://smartgirlpolitics.ning.com,) my only inauguration-related activity.

I actually made the mistake of voicing my irritation in front of my liberal friend while at Wal-Mart the other day. Her response was “that’s not his fault, don’t be mad at him for that.” Uh, I’m mad at a whole bunch of people for that. And I’m fairly certain that his “open letter to his daughters” was his doing. Granted, not every instance is generated by Obama himself, but he has a hell of a PR campaign going on right now. It’s actually pretty impressive from a marketing standpoint.

There is not a single place I can go without seeing his face. I feel like I’m living the book 1984. I’m not lying when I tell you that there is a mural of Obama’s face painted on a wall down the street from me. It makes me ill.

Also, can anyone else remember a time in which the yet-to-be-sworn-in POTUS was as omnipresent as Obama seems to be? I realize that I’m only 22, but I can’t recall a single occurrence. It certainly wasn’t the case four or eight years ago when George W. Bush was inaugurated.

And what happened to the outrage over the frivolous use of funds during a time of war? Didn’t we hear all about how Bush’s $40 million inauguration was disrespectful, and how there were better ways to spend that money? It’s interesting that Obama gets a pass on his $150 million blowout bash during not just a time of war, but the worst recession this country has seen in decades. The double standards are glaring. Well, they are to some of us.

I’m unplugging for now. I have got to get away from the Obamania, it’s driving me insane. Here’s to hoping it wears off, preferably soon.

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