Stop. Eating. Plants.
I think I might start a campaign against vegetarians. If it’s cruel for me to eat (and enjoy) animals, it’s dangerous for them to eat plants.
If you’re so eco-friendly and “green,” you shouldn’t be eating things that live off of sunlight and carbon dioxide. In case you haven’t heard, the greenhouse effect is gonna kill us all. And you just so happen to be eating the things that create oxygen.
You’re dooming us all to suffocation and boiling. You vegetarians are ruining this planet. If you weren’t so busy eating all of our life-giving plants, maybe the levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere wouldn’t be increasing! What would Al Gore think?
You’re gonna drown the polar bears. It’s very hypocritical of you to claim you’re trying to protect them from extinction when you’re eating the very things that could save them. What now? Bring it on PETA!
your lover said,
February 6, 2009 at 9:41 pm
ok since apparently no one else in this place have a sense of humor…..HAHAHAHA. Seriously you are brilliant, and I love you and your funny blogs!! (the serious ones too!)